"I used to have a pet..."


Yeah, I've had a pet before. You just have to be careful not to... pet them. Because that just builds the static energy and... I guess the static charge was just too much for her. She liked to cuddle a lot, you know... she was really attracted to that energy, uhm... I'd start petting her, start petting her and the static would build up... I was worried about it, really was. I could've seen that coming. She used to purr. She was so cuddly and special and... you know, oh, I just loved having a friend that close and she just loved me for who I was. And then one day... it was just too much. Love kills. Love kills.
If it's raining outside, and I go outside, it (the rain on my body) makes this kind of crackling sound... I like it. It's kind of amusing. It makes little kids smile.