In a rare turn behind the camera, Bag's presence looms large as ever in Extreme Life System (Patent Pending). In his "eighth, and hopefully final" video dispatch to the US Patent Office, Guru Brad Masters (a licensed sex therapist, master clairvoyant, certified birthing coach and brown-belt in karate) uses puppetry and stop-motion animation to demonstrate his Extreme Life System. The Guru guarantees that his System, a combination of exercise, breathing and "body magic," will defeat seven inner demons and unleash "a stupefying power-orgy beyond your wildest dreams," as soon as his patent-pending status is resolved.